“Oh, your number-one artist on Spotify is Keshi… yeah… yeah, no, I know who Keshi is…”
You've done it again. You tried to relate to your Gen Z cousin by trading Spotify playlists, only to be met with yet another vaguely condescending remark. The last time you saw such a scathingly passive aggressive eyebrow raise was when you were showing them a TikTok of you and your friends drunk dancing (as a joke!) to the Renegade. Are they just judgmental? Or are you really as old as they keep insisting? You’re 24 – doesn't that make you basically the same as them anyway?
No. Or, not anymore. Here are some of today's semi-mainstream Asian and Asian American artists– and archetypes who listen to them– that you need to catch up on before you try showing off to your judgmental Gen Z family member. Again.
Playlist Popularity (per average Gen Z playlist): 5-6 songs per playlist
Song Diversity (how different do his songs sound): Only discernible to fans
Main Audience: Dudes Who Have Felt Any Kind Of Emotion At Any Time In Their Lives and Love Telling People About It
Since I started with him, let's use Keshi as a warmup. If you listen to Keshi, you either wanna be him, or you wanna be the one that “fixes” him after someone else has curb-stomped a song out of his heart. But mostly the former.
Just glancing at his top five songs on Spotify tells you all you need to know: “It’s You,” “beside you,” “like I need u,” “2 soon,” “drunk.” Look familiar? It will to anyone who's texted a guy ages 17-22 who wears a silver chain and claims you're “sooo bad ahahaha.” Guys who listen to Keshi have tried wearing their hair in a headband at least once – or have at least thought about it. 30% own guitars, 75% have earrings, and 100% will go into detail about how he's been “fighting demons” if you ask how his week’s been going. Maybe a couple of years ago, knowing Keshi’s name would've given you some brownie points, but in 2022, he's basically part of the ABB (Asian Baby Boy) starter pack. It'll take more than that to impress a Gen Z.
Playlist Popularity: 5-6
Song Diversity: Diverse on most title tracks
Main Audience: The Baddies and The Broken Hearted
If Keshi was for the down bad girls and gays, and the “I'm-not-really-looking-for-anything-serious-after-my-ex” guys, then Niki is for everyone in between. Pre-“Indigo” Niki was a niche for the Asian American girlies; the man-lovers-but-who-were-man-wronged.
During the times of “Dancing with the Devil,” “Vintage,” and “I Like U,” girls were singing into their boba straws, fake eyelashes all a flutter. If you were at a party, especially somewhere in the 626, it was like a wolf’s howl on a full moon; if you heard it, you were singing it. Nowadays, though, Niki is a given. Although die-hard fans will have memorized her entire “Nicole” album/saga, knowing Niki is nothing to brag about, and if you can’t recognize her top 3 at least, then it's time to hit the headphones.
Playlist Popularity: 2-3
Song Diversity: The chill vibes tend to blend together, but fans can tell the difference
Main Audience: “Chill” people
You know the people that exist to just…exist? The ones who whisk their own matcha. The ones who bead their own necklaces. They might journal, and they might even meditate, and they definitely, without a doubt, hand-write you birthday cards. Aren’t UMI fans just the most perfect people?
NO! They might look chill and spiritual on the outside, with their crystal necklaces and positive affirmations, but anyone who knows a true UMI fan knows that her music is the only thing getting them through their day without a mental breakdown. They might be vibing to “Love Affair,” “Ordinary," and “Sukidakara” (wow, they even know the Japanese part!) during the day, but trust that by night, they’re crying over their 70+ open laptop tabs to “Happy Again,” “Remember Me,” and “Sorry.” So if you can hum the chorus to “Down to Earth," I see you. The real you. It’s gonna be okay.
Playlist Popularity: 2-3
Song Diversity: if you can recognize more than 4, you know who you are
Main Audience: People, primarily women, who have seen some sh*t
Every once in a while, you’ll meet someone unforgettable, someone who you know you can truly talk about anything to, someone who would welcome you with open arms and not judge you the slightest bit; because that someone has been through everything. Only someone who’s lived a life you know most people three times their age haven’t can handle “Last Words of a Dying Star” and “I Want You.”
You’ll never understand them – they don’t even understand them – but they’ll understand you. That’s a Mitski fan. They aren’t an archetype, so much as a point in life, so a true Mitski fan doesn’t advertise their appreciation for her music. You’ll understand when you’re older.
Playlist Popularity: 3-4
Song Diversity: Pretty diverse - each has its own poppy infection
Main Audience: Dancers, or people who pretend they’re dancers when they’re alone
Bright. Fun. Unique. Life of the party. Attention-seekers. All things that Rina fans become when listening to her songs. Whether or not you’re naturally outgoing and eccentric, the manic pixie dream soul that overtakes your body while listening to “XS” and “This Is Hell” definitely is.
If you were a Lady Gaga fan, or at least a fan of the Nickelodeon show “Victorious,” you probably bump into Rina songs every time you get in your car. Off topic, but you probably also developed a habit of randomly slipping into a British accent during your day-to-day (it’s not ironic anymore, and you should probably work on that). If you haven’t listened to Rina, you haven’t lived. And if you’re a die-hard fan, it’s an A in my book.
Playlist Popularity: 2-5
Song Diversity: Her more popular songs sound similar
Main Audience: Anyone in their alternative revenge-era
Anyone who’s even remotely familiar with Beabadoobee knows that her archetype precedes her music. Frequentists of old Tumblr, new Pinterest, or alternative TikTok can instantly recognize her and, as an extension, those who idolize her. Messy hair (probably box-dyed red), smudged eyeliner, deco tats, and freckles characterize the Beabadoobee fan, and if you know more than “perfect pair” and “coffee,” then you're probably as cool as her. Just lay off the coffee and nicotine every once in a while.
Playlist Popularity: 2-4
Song Diversity: A Pretty good range, especially between albums
Main Audience: The Asian Athlete
If you were in high school during the 88Rising come-up in 2019, every boys basketball practice, volleyball scrimmage, and track and field meet wouldn't be complete without someone's JBL 5 blasting “Head in the Clouds,” “Japan 88" (with Famous Dex), and “History.”
These were the dudes who’s hoodies were on rotation. These were the dudes who were cool until you creased their Air Forces. These were the dudes that slapped the top of door archways as they passed under. Okay, yeah, your hops might be good, but lift up that perm, why don’t you? Let’s see that hairline you’re so keen on hiding.
Even though he’s reached the mainstream, if you were an older Rich Brian fan and knew “Glow Like Dat” when the music video came out, I have no choice but to respect you. But if you were there when “Dat Stick” came out, I have no choice but to judge you.